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02 November 2015 @ 11:02 pm

I remember reading this fix years ago, and can't seem to find it. I saved the following blurb, but was wondering if anyone can tell me which fic this belongs to, who wrote it, and where I can find the whole thing?

Bruce was jerked awake by a terrible crash, followed by the excruciating pain of being pitched violently forward.  
“Oops,” an irritable voice tickled his ear. “There’s the dammed breaks. Now. How do we get these seatbelts off?” The voice tapers off to more muttering. “-everything’s so hidden in this car, didcha fly the little batcar engineers down from Japan?”
The monologue went on at lenght before the car doors finally flew opened. The voice left the vehicle; Bruce had no way of knowing for how long, and then returned, yelling at somebody a distance away.
“I already said I was sorry! There’s no- I couldn’t find the manual!” The voice dropped to an apologetic whisper, and Bruce felt a hand carding through his sweat-drenched hair. “I couldn’t find the air-con, either.”
Joker. God help him, Bruce recognised the voice now. The lights spilled over the front porch and he made out Alfred’s shape approaching, gesturing and speaking in low, soothing tones.
“Well you must be the royal butter. The loyal butler. Deelighted to swap household tips. What do you use to get those grizzly blood stains to come off? He always smells so good.”
“I boil the batsuit in vinegar,” he heard Alfred replied gamely.                 
“Well. As I was saying, we were playing, and he kinda-” the Joker tried to roll his head up, unsuccessfully. “-broke.”
“Master Bruce is- a lot more fragile than he sometimes pretends to be.” There was a quiet censor in Alfred’s dignified tone.
“Uh-uh...” the Joker had his hands in his pockets, scuffing at his shoes like a schoolboy in trouble. “Couldn’t find the batmask after it…. fell off.”
Alfred deliberately ignored the blood and lipstick marks all over the comatose man‘s face and continued to speak in the same, soothing tone. “That’s all right. That’s all right. Plenty more where that came from.” A conspirators whisper, followed by a wink. “They’re made in China.”
The Joker actually blinked, perhaps registering true surprise for the first time since he became the Joker.
“Give him to me, Joker, and I’ll make sure your playmate’s right as rain in no time.”
“You’ll fix him.”                                       
“I promise.”
An equal silence was shared by the two men standing outside Wayne manor while its owner laid helpless between them. It was a heavy stillness, one that communicated less than a promise, but more than the sum of their spoke words. 

The shared look beween them culminating in the shallowest of nods from the Joker, and an almost indiscernible easing of the butler's shoulders. All the same, a few more seconds passed before the Joker managed to step away, giving Alfred a clear path to his injured charge.

15 December 2013 @ 10:56 pm
I love the Joker! And I love Batman... hehe. Anyway, I was hoping that someone could help me with my communities :) And be my Batman/Joker friend. :D I don't have many friends on LJ yet haha.


30 June 2013 @ 09:52 pm

Stark Expo (5182 words) by Irony_Rocks
Chapters: 1/2
Fandom: Dark Knight Rises (2012), Man of Steel (2013), The Avengers (2012),
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Lois Lane, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Selina Kyle, Lois Lane, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Jane Foster
Additional Tags: Crossover, Superheroes
Series: Part 4 of Adaptation
Author’s Note: Part of my Adaptation series, a series that crosses over Batman (Nolan verse), Avengers and Man of Steel. If nothing else, you should really read "Assess and Recommend" (#2 in the series) to get backstory on some of the developments in this fic.

Summary: If Bruce Wayne had learned anything in the year and a half since leaving Gotham City, it was that the world was descending further into anarchy, not spiraling away from it. The aftermath of Metropolis’s destruction, and even that of New York, he’d been hit with the hard revelation that they were not alone in the universe. He’d dealt with evil men before, the type that believed in a cause and the type that reveled in unbridled chaos. But now Earth was outsourcing on evil, and this new brand was coming from worlds he could never imagine.

New alliances needed to be forged.

Title: Robin Red Breast
Rating: PG-13 for creepiness, disturbing content, and stranger danger
Summary: This isn't the real game, of course. This is just an afternoon's diversion.
Fandom: The Dark Knight
Characters: The Joker, wee!Barbara Gordon, Jim Gordon
Continuity: Post-fundraiser, pre-funeral parade
Word count: 6993
Disclaimer: All characters belong to a whole bunch of people and groups (DC Comics, Warner Bros., Christopher Nolan, Bob Kane, etc.), and I am not any one of those people. Or groups.

( Robin Red Breast - the Joker, Barbara Gordon, TDK, pg-13 )
14 April 2013 @ 12:46 am
Hi all,

  Just found this group and you're still active so YAY! I've got a ton of Batman/Joker fics on my LJ and Ao3, but here's my latest...

Title: Break My Fall
Author: cyranothe2nd
Word Count: 22,768 (!)
Rating: NC-17
Beta: 1bad_joke and Siri
Disclaimer: This work is based on characters and concepts created and owned by DC Comics, Warner Bros. and other entities and corporations. No money is being made and no copyright and/or trademark infringement is intended.
Warnings: Nolan-verse, alt-canon, original character death, minor canon character death, violence, sexual violence, language, angst, internalized homophobia
Summary: Bruce is sixteen years old when he meets Jack, and everything changes. Batman is thirty-four years old when he meets Joker, and everything ends. A retelling of events before and after 'Begins' and 'TDK', answering the question:What would have happened if Jack had met Bruce before Batman? Could anything have been prevented?

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

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13 March 2013 @ 07:25 am
Title: "The Prince's Ghost" (5/11)
Pairing/Characters: Bruce Wayne/Jim Gordon, John Blake, Lucius Fox, Gerard Stephens, Renee Montoya, Harvey Bullock, Derek Powers
Rating: R (overall)
Wordcount: 7,926
SPOILERS: The Dark Knight Rises
Summary: After the events of TDKR, things in Gotham go back to normal and Gordon is getting used to working with a new Batman - until a familiar face is spotted around the city.

Author's Notes: Look out, Ol' Matches is back...

Previous Chapters:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Chapter 5:
The Need to Avoid Contempt and Hatred
06 March 2013 @ 07:05 pm
Title: The Longer You Stay
Author: emiv
Characters/Pairings: Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake
Continuity: Nolanverse, DCU
Rating: T+
Summary: Bruce Wayne was never meant to be part of Selina’s clean slate. Then again, neither were a circus boy, a street rat or a rich kid.

For a girl who didn’t like strings, Selina found herself getting attached.

Prologue and Chapter 1 HERE @ AO3
31 January 2013 @ 07:10 pm
Title: Genesis

Fandom: The Dark Knight

Genre: Pre-TDK, Drama

Pairing: Harley/Joker

Characters: The Joker, Harley Quinn, various OCs, Pamela Isley.

Disclaimer: The whole Batman universe belongs to lots of people who aren't me. I'm not making any money off of this. I write solely for my own pleasure and the reviews, so please comment :-D

Summary: The End.

They all look like toys to her. Like marionettes, she only has to make the right moves and they respond just as she wants them to.